127 hours.
That was a film. You might have seen it. it involved a man chewing off his own arm, or some equally unpleasant thing, borne of desperation and a fear that he would lose his life. I can identify.
127 days (DAYS not hours....DAYS!) after that fateful viewing. After who knows how many hours spent on the telephone, asking the same question repeatedly, of different people, in increasingly desperate tones, we have reached an agreement: SOLD. I am feeling confident that we have made the right choice.
OHMYJESUSCHRISTINHELLALIVEWHATHAVEWEDONE?
My mental state is oscillating wildly. Cheerful to giddy, on to terrified, giddy again, then subsumed by a level of anxiety reserved for those owing more to the bank than could be repaid if you sold your kidneys and left leg.
Today I went to the house to start measuring (a task I have discovered can only be done in approximations as nothing is square, or even consistently wiggly). I discovered the first job to be done: change the locks. Not for fear of burglary, but because I locked myself and the children in. After 10 mins of shouting out to passers by through the letter box without success, calling my husband who assured me there was nothing he could do, I grudgingly called the estate agents to come and release me. They were extremely gracious.
Revisiting the house has allowed a bleeding of reality into my rose tinted view of the house, cultivated and maintained by months of careful pouring over the Estate Agent's glossy brochure and delighting over period features. Let's see some examples, yes?
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| the back of our beautiful new house! |
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Rose tinted gorgeousness
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ENTER REALITY.....
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Reality
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Lovely damp, shown here. Seems likely this has come from having external concrete render over a building which essentially needs to breathe (see? I've been learning all kinds of stuff). We may also need an alternative to nailing lighting fixtures to the windowsill. #justsayin'.
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| more reality: the water is clearly getting in somehow.... daren't look too closely in case i see daylight through the hole. |
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| unexpectedly discovered polystyrene ...? |
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The kitchen
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If i think about it too hard, restoration feels like an insurmountable task. ALL of it requiring listed building consent, which takes months. Our plans so far include, rewire, new lights, floors, ceilings, taking the 1960s out of the building, refurb'ed bathrooms, moving the kitchen, reinstating fires........ I could go on. I love this house. I fully intend to languish in the land of delusion for as long as i can - probably until the builders arrive next Monday. The tinted glasses are going back on:
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| Some non-polystyrene loveliness |
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| mmmmmmm panellng. |
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| And this? This is Bernard. |
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